It's Patrick or nothing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hotboyproblems
lexieloveyoulikeacupcake

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

tyleroakley

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

kateordie

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

meanwhilepoetry
It is eerily terrifying that there is no sound when a heart breaks. Car accidents end with a bang, falling ends with a thud, even writing makes the scratching sound of pencil against paper. But the sound of a heart breaking is completely silent. Almost as though no one, not even the universe itself could create a sound for such devastation. Almost as though silence is the only way the universe could pay its respect to the sound of a heart falling apart.
Nikita Gill, The Sound of Heartbreak (via meanwhilepoetry)
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enigmaticagentalice

shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

  • comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
  • gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
  • refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
  • regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
  • basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
  • refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’
earlploddington

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

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Yas

drinkt0forget-deactivated202303

I can’t believe it’s already 2017

sightless-behavior

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

drinkt0forget

only 3 more years

sure-as-suga
followmehome

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

rapewhistled

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

mrsugarpink

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

vivalatrench

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

somefantasticallies

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

seeminglydeepstatement

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

2lovealways

I can’t believe it’s not butter

jaymarwhoa

No this is Patrick

queenn-i-c

Bitch said its not delivery, its digiorno, can I die now ?

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It’s patrick or nothing